The Ass and the Grasshopper

AN ASS having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, "The dew."
The Ass resolved that he would live only upon dew, and in a short time died of hunger. Even a fool is wise-when it is too late!

aesop

 

balamm and the german webmaster

A German webmaster, having seen the smiley generator, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of "site", demanded that balamm share his script and in return, they would all have such beautiful images. Balamm replied, "I have a newer and much better script I will share with you."
The Ass (the german webmaster)
resolved that he would live only upon the old script he had seen , and in a short time his site died of hunger.
Even a fool is wise-when it is too late!

balamm

 

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